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I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
—Ron Burgundy

Page does't exist.

What do you mean, THAT page? THAT page doesn't exist.

And I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should probably find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by and lay low for a while because you're probably not wanted for murder.


“Don't act like you're not impressed.”
—Ron Burgundy

“It's terrible. She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon!”
—Ron Burgundy

“Baxter, is that you? Baxter! Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee.”
—Ron Burgundy

“There were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.”
—Brick Tamland

“Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth.”
—Ron Burgundy

“The human torch was denied a bank loan.”
—Ron Burgundy

“What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing”
—Ron Burgundy

“I'm in a glass case of emotion!”
—Ron Burgundy

“You know I don't speak Spanish”
—Ron Burgundy

“I love lamp.”
—Brick Tamland

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